Post by Wild GM on Aug 30, 2010 16:25:19 GMT -5
So in the wake of the recent arguments that have been occuring, Oilers and StaalGuy have hired me as the league's disciplinarian. I won't disclose the financial terms of the contract, all I'll say is I have a sick new car. Thanks guys.
Anyway, my first order of business as league skull crusher is to enact a rule that if any two GM's get into a brutal argument of epic proportions on the forum again, the Minnesota Wild will be getting the best player from each of the teams involved.
Second rule enacted is that if an argument ensues, after the Wild acquire the players from the bickering parties, WildGM will then figure out where you live (gotta love IP address traces) and kill any pets you may have in your home. Kiss Fluffy goodbye. In the event that you don't have a pet, WildGM will plant boatloads of heroin in your possession and call the police. Don't drop the soap.
Anyway, my first order of business as league skull crusher is to enact a rule that if any two GM's get into a brutal argument of epic proportions on the forum again, the Minnesota Wild will be getting the best player from each of the teams involved.
Second rule enacted is that if an argument ensues, after the Wild acquire the players from the bickering parties, WildGM will then figure out where you live (gotta love IP address traces) and kill any pets you may have in your home. Kiss Fluffy goodbye. In the event that you don't have a pet, WildGM will plant boatloads of heroin in your possession and call the police. Don't drop the soap.
